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Virus Alert

February 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment


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Hi-tech virus

If you receive an email entitled “Badtimes”, delete it IMMEDIATELY. do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase  everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto-dial premium rate numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR
TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING!

It will drink all your beer. FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with hair remover, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will rewrite your backup files.

If the “Badtimes” message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

********* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN ********

And if you don’t send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you’ll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.


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