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New Ferrari

January 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment


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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Ferrari in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out a truck came along too close to the curb, side swiped the Ferrari¬†and completely tore off the driver’s door!

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Ferrari, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Ferrari, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said.

“You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“How can you say such a thing”? asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!”

“Oh, my god,” screamed the lawyer!

“My Rolex!”


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